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Employer

Chronoburger

Job

Overseer of time fries

Interests

Standing in England and holding razors over the Scottish border, Freezing corn heads in brine and slicing them in to neat disks, Spying on hats, Reenacting the Battle of Ramsey Street, Handing out allen-keys to the homeless, Cloudspanking, Trading Orthopedic Telescopes on eBay, Toastcraft, Proving saw-dust has a soul, Sidestepping bassoons, Semiprime Numbers, Antlers, Incorrectly Stacked Sieves, Bunson Burners, Rooms full of elbows, Muskets full of echos, The promise of Zinc, Cycling helmets for tadpoles, Mexicans hanging out of windows, The smell of prisms, Frequency, Hamster-ball distribution, Ink the colour of pork, String laid out in to the shape of `75'

Favourite Films

Night of the Buspass, The Woodpecker Incident, Curse of the Skellybones, It's the Chimney's Fault, Little Bobby Combat, Don't Go To Murton, I Know What Strain of Crysanthemum You Planted Last Summer, Spanner IV, Unaliveness of the Dead, Philip and the Nitrogen Acknowledgers, Johnny Teflon, Honey I Inhaled the Hoover Contents, Enhorrorence II: The Ghostening, Plankton Pete, Dial M for Prisms, Twinlegs VI: The Slightly Damp Gi, Legend of the Legendary Leg End, Honey I Sidestepped the Bassoon, Chess: The Movie, I Know What You Sidestepped Last Summer (A Bassoon)

Favourite TV Programmes

David Courtney's Wheelbarrow Auction Madness, Trisha's Darlek Make-Overs, A Bra for Everyone, Chinchin, Liutenant Mohammedus O'McMendezskiowicz and the Quest for the Mediocre Corner Lamp, The Semicolon Modifiers, Lawcoppers vs. Crimebandits, The World's Smelliest Doorhandles, Cheek Hunt, The Flange Brigade, Lobster Vet, Great Bassoon Sidesteppers of Our Century, Chinpuppetry's Role in the Cold War

Fabourite Bands

Swing your Eel, Boris and the Chutney Poisoners, Diagnality Itself, Clem Gegnock, Smooth Ken and the Problies, Spines Ahoy, Superfelch, Bovril Pirates, Valcium Putts, Technohat, Jorj Formbi Squared, Pylon People, The Pillock of the East, Gary Twice, Klittenband, Posh Ian, Anthony Triad, I Love Hens and Chiggins Too, Little Jack Obviousness, MC Printer Cable, K'Nobster, Mrs. Tridents, The Bassoon Sidesteppers, Artist Formerlly Known as Gelgis, Flannegan's Utensil, Lite Emitting Donkey, Jester Johnson, Gary Twice, Semikidney, Monsieur Centrifuge, The Number Twelx, Pontiflap

Favourite Books

Too Many Hydrants, A Kitchen of Sorrow - An Autobiography by Ainsley Harriot, Bongo Bill, A Tampon Too Many - An Autobiography by Alan Robson, Colour Me Wigwam, Using Phytonplanktonically Osmosynthesised Protozoa as Gravy Granules for Dummies, How to Sidestep Bassoons